Season 1 - Episode 18
Kong Fu
Song Lyrics
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"Kong Fu Master"
Transcribed by Qyzzy
Characters in this song: Kong Fu, Klump & Krusha
Kong Fu:
I've survived a volcano onslaught, I was swallowed by a great white shark.
Hitched a ride on a tornado's tail, out-run an avalanche in the dark.
I'm the Kong Fu master so mean and tough.
I'm so bad I scare myself. Hah!
I've been taught by ape-fucious who says... the mind must be sharp as a wisdom tooth.
I can cut down a tree with bare hands, I've been trained in ape-jitsu kung fu!
Klump & Krusha: (high-pitched voices)
He's so mean... He's so tough...
He's so bad he scares himself!
Kong Fu:
I'm the Kong Fu master so mean and tough, I'm so bad I scare myself.
I'm the Kong Fu master so mean and tough, I'm so bad I scare myself. Hah!
"Strength of the Heart"
Transcribed by Qyzzy
Characters in this song: DK & Candy
Candy:
You gotta realise that your strength comes from inside of you
You can win with heart if you just stay true...
Don't lose faith in yourself, when all seems lost and you're feeling blue.
Just don't lose heart, it'll all come through...
DK:
I know I'm gonna get my butt kicked tonight
I'll be in so much pain I will hardly stand upright.
I'm gonna take a thrashing, he's gonna pound me to dust
By the time he's finished pounding you'll never recognise me
Candy: Be strong...
DK: And soon I'll be gumming on my food...
Candy: Just don't lose heart! Keep your head up...
DK: So he can knock it off my shoulders.
Candy: You'll be back on your feet!
DK: ...In crutches.
Thanks to Master DK for helping fill in some blanks!
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